Tom.. can you define ALMOST?
I have a dog here that needs a bath.. my car needs an oil change... the garage needs sweep.. snow on the driveway and my wife is giving me that look..... yes, that look!
I'd rather eat pizza!
Tom, you walked right into that one!
Seriously, consider yourself recruited and standby on your orders.... and come take care of my wife and that look! Just use your key and let yourself in and let me know when not to be home.... and remember to bring your own towl!
God.. I can't stop...
Chris