Dear Chuck, Glenn, John, Keith, and mid-60s Buick owners who's daily drivers have a
"healthy" appetite!

More likely to start eating Mustangs, Camaros, etc. 
Touché!! 
But don't forget it has unusually impressive trailering ability as well!
Oh yeah! Well, I don't think it will look right hauling a vintage travel trailer.

Still what is its towing capacity for my curiosity . . .

There is plenty of modern trailers out there to tow. So it could easily seek a new challenge once it has eaten its fill of Mustangs, Camaros, and perhaps even a Challenger or two. You never know with a Mopar - perhaps it is a cannibal!

Cheers, Edouard